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Bad Memories Could Be Erased, Study Suggests
The ability to at least partially erase bad memories in people is a step closer to reality today with research into marine snails.
Scientists found they could erase long-term memories in the snails by inhibiting the activity of a specific protein kinase called PKM —molecules that chemically modify proteins.
» via Live Science
NOW WITH SEA SALT!
OK, wait…so just because something has sea salt makes it good?
Triple Bacon Cheeseburger Extra Mayo, “Now With Sea Salt!”. Armed Robbery, “Now With Sea Salt!”. Crashing Your 1976 Ford Pinto Into a School Bus Full of Special-Needs Children While Stoned and Texting, “Now With Sea Salt!”.
Do these marketing people think we’re all a bunch of hypnotized sheep???
…well, most of us are.
Listen up, get real, and wake up! Just because something has sea salt doesn’t make it good for you. Not to mention Wendy’s is hanging their hats on “it’s better than McDonald’s”. Really? Better than McDonald’s? You can’t be serious???
E-coli, Bad Service, Cheap Labor and Horrible Marketing: “Now With Sea Salt!”
…I Got Rants In My Pants Blog, “Now With Sea Salt!”
Looks like the Bierbitzch engineering team did it again. I literally stumbled into this cool hat at a beer festival. Get Me Another Bierbitzch…I love it! Most beer hats are great, but this beer hat (bierbitzch) one-ups them all with a built in bottle opener! Their beer is pretty damn good to I must admit (thanks for the hangover Bierbitzch). Cheers to ice cold beer! Cheers to ice cold Bierbitzch! Cheers to the Bierbitzch Bottle Opener Hat! …and cheers to the geniuses who invented them all!
“EXACTLY”
SITUATION: Someone, anyone, says something that you agree with 100%
RESPONSE: “Exactly!”
SITUATION: You say to someone, anyone…something that they agree with 100%
RESPONSE: “Exactly!”
Well, to be honest, I am sick of the “exactly” auto-response. I’d love to have an option, so here are some of my suggestions below. Feel free to add to this list, use in real-life and see what happens.
POSSIBLE NEW CATCH PHRASE OPTIONS:
“You Said It!”
“Pay Dirt!”
“On The Money!
“Score!”
“Ho-Ho!”
“Is That Even Legal?”
“Certifiable!”
“With Fury!”
“Trumpets!”
SUPERMARKET TIP: ALWAYS WASH YOUR FRUITS & VEGETABLES!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you’ve heard it over and over. “You’ve got to wash off the pesticides before you eat raw fruits and veggies”, right? Well I’m talking about a different kind of pest to beware of…
FACT: Kids love to drive their parents insane.
FACT: Kids love to touch everything.
FACT: Kids love to pick their nose!
I was in the produce section the other day and I saw this crazy, out-of-control kid picking his nose as he was singing and running…of course the crazy kid ran right toward me near the fresh apples. Booger-Boy then started “playing the drums” on all of the apples…with his booger infused fingers! I’m sure his nose wasn’t the only place he warms up his grimy paws.
His worn-out mom saw him terrorizing the apples and barely had the energy to yell at him to “stop touching the fruit…”
Again: WASH YOUR FRUITS & VEGETABLES!
